He [Rick Santorum] is a staunch opponent of abortion, even in the case of rape. Even in the case of rape, telling CNN recently that a woman, in that case, should, and I quote, ‘make the best out of a bad situation, and accept the gift from God.’ Wow. I think women should say the same thing to Santorum, Andy, after from now until the end of his weaselly life, they see him in the street and kick him in the fucking balls. ‘Please accept this gift from God, Rick, this pointed-shoed gift to your plums. Why are you rolling around on the ground crying, Rick? Please make the best out of this bad situation. In fact, rejoice, because I believe another lady is coming over to gift you with another high-velocity nut shot. Praise be, Rick! God is graciously raining gifts into your groinal area, you fucking douche.’
castle41319:

haushinka-41319:

Just when I thought that i couldn’t love Sheldon any more he goes and compliments Nathan Fillion!

castle41319:

haushinka-41319:

Just when I thought that i couldn’t love Sheldon any more he goes and compliments Nathan Fillion!

(Source: the-strangest-love)

beyondpoetry:

ohheycaptaink:

goodnightyouandgoodnightmoon:

A POTTERHEAD MUST-SEE.

TO THE PERSON WHO MADE THIS VIDEO: ALL OF THE AWARDS. 

I CAN’T EVEN.

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Emmys: Why Comedy Nominees Aren't Funny Anymore

I’m sorry, but excuse me while I jump up and down, waving my arms and BEGGING Emmy voters everywhere to read this.

Personally, the best reason in my mind for releasing the pictures, is that we’ve been fighting this war for nearly ten years. Thousands of US deaths. Tens of thousands of Iraqis and Afghanis have died, and we’ve seen nearly zero… photographic evidence of it. Remember how long the media had to fight to show military coffins returning from overseas? You probably don’t remember, because you saw pictures of it the day they won the case, and not since. Maybe we should always show pictures. Of Bin Ladin, pictures of our wounded service people, pictures of maimed innocent civilians. We can only make decisions about war if we see what war actually is, and not as a video game where bodies quickly disappear, leaving behind a shiny gold coin.
mickeyandminnie:

CANNOT WAIT.

mickeyandminnie:

CANNOT WAIT.

I RECKON A REDHEAD BENT OVER AND DID A BIG FART.

Guys, can I just. I miss Australia more than anything in the world and I am crying laughing right now and UGH SEND ME BACK.

sylvysparrow:

infinitelycaptivating:

kdessss:

thedailywhat:

Classy Celeb of the Day: A woman interrupts Michael Bublé’s show to introduce him to her 15-year-old son Sam. Bublé, being his typical classy self, invites the young man on stage to perform “Feeling Good.”

Nothing could have prepared him for what happened next.

[reddit.]

“holy shitballs”

This just makes me love Michael Buble even more.

How much do I love talented people that are excited about the talents of other people and not just their own? A lot.

I love Michael Bube more than words could possibly ever express. Also, HOLY SHITBALLS.

(Source: thedailywhat)

Considering I haven’t watched Bones in 3 weeks because of how sad it makes me, can I just say OH MY GOD OH MY GOD ABOUT MOTHER FRACKING TIME. Also, you better not be lying to me, Mitovich, or I’ll start throwing things.

fyeahbroadway:

potter-watch:

beforeshefadesaway:

seeimsmiling36:

EVERY MUSICAL THEATRE FAN MUST WATCH THIS. I MEAN IT.

This is magical.

 This may be one of my new favourites.

Christine Bianco performs ‘Tomorrow’ from Annie in the style of various Broadway divas including Bernadette Peters, Judy Garland, and Julie Andrews.

There are not words for how much I love this.

fingerpainteddreams:

chokeonallthedrama:

theinfamoushogwartsjaguar:

ripping-stitches:




thoughtsofliving:

my period will now be called “shark week.”

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fingerpainteddreams:

chokeonallthedrama:

theinfamoushogwartsjaguar:

ripping-stitches:

thoughtsofliving:

my period will now be called “shark week.”

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Life was lived.

happythings:

incapacityinc:

And the worst thing is the wasted time. All the forgotten moments. The unfulfilled dreams. The regrets. All the missed chances. The best thing is however, that life was lived. There was pain and heartache, but it did not compare to all the love and joy. All the dancing. All the jumping around.  The amazing people. The fulfilled dreams. The opportunities. The accomplishments. Life was lived. It was not perfect, but it was perfect enough. And the good news is, the best is yet to come.