animalstalkinginallcaps:

OH, THEY DIDN’T HAVE ANY BANANAS AT THE STORE? THAT’S A WONDERFUL STORY. THANKS FOR SHARING. I’M GLAD YOU CAME HERE TO TELL ME THAT INSTEAD OF GOING TO ANOTHER STORE.

HEY, GUESS WHAT, THOUGH? I GOT YOU SOMETHING EARLIER. BECAUSE WE’RE SUCH GOOD FRIENDS.

BOOM. THERE IT IS.

SHOW UP HERE WITHOUT MY ‘NANNERS AGAIN AND YOU’RE GOING HOME IN A BAG. NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I SAY SOMETHING I REGRET.