December 2008
20 posts
It should be noted that the first person to show me this video was my coach’s twelve year old daughter. And she didn’t even look at me funny while I was ROLLING ON THE FLOOR IN LAUGHTER. Reason # 35572978 why I love my gym :)
An Awesome Book. →
Possibly the most incredible, adorable children’s book I’ve ever seen. And clearly, one I just bought for my 19 year old self. If you click the link on the purchase page that says “Click Here to view inside…”, you will understand what I mean.
BEARS. →
I will not play at tug o’ war. I’d rather play at hug o’ war,...
– Shel Silverstein
Who throws a shoe, honestly?
In lieu of studying for my Stats final in the morning, I’ve given my brain a break by watching innumerable mashups and parodies of the shoe-throwing incident that by now, everyone has heard of, and I have been laughing over all week.
Can’t decide which I like better though…
…the bomb-omb?…
…or the Poke-ball.
Obama and Hitler? →
I don’t like arguing politics, but honestly? I will not hide my unabashed love for Jon Stewart. Can’t do it. This had me laughing my ass off.
I've had this as an away message for the last two...
Me: Fuck you, finals.
Me: FUCK. YOU.
Joe: SIDEWAYS
Me: WITH A CACTUS.
Because terrorism is not funny. The government,... →
This had me rolling on the floor. I’m also easily amused.
Okay, and now that I went and brough up Friends, I clearly have to post my all-time favorite exchange ever. Seriously, I laugh my ass off every. single. time.
Which, of course, leads to this exchange, that makes me laugh even harder. Like, running-to-the-bathroom-I’m-peeing status at this point.
God, I love this show.
I understand feeling as small and as insignificant as humanly possible. And how...
– “The Holiday”
The last two days, in a nutshell.
Matt: One of my group members just texted me asking when we could meet this week.
Matt: I want to cry.
Matt: My response: "NEVER. (call me tomorrow)"
Me: You have far more restraint than I do. My response would be something along the lines of TALK TO ME AGAIN AND I SWEAR I'LL EAT YOU.
Me: Where, of course, "talk to" can easily be replaced with "text", "laugh at", or "look at."
The only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to...
– Jack Kerouac